Top 10 Rolling Stones Songs That Would Be More Appropriate
-- Guy Kawasaki's
10. Just My Imagination.
9. I'm Going Down.
8. Let It Bleed.
7. Gimme Shelter.
6. Bitch.
5. Shattered.
4. Play With Fire.
3. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction.
2. You Can't Always Get What You Want.
1. 19th Nervous Breakdown.
Top 10 Ways Microsoft Would Change The Auto Business
10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt size.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.
8. The U. S. Government would get subsidies from an automaker, a first.
7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single 'General Car Fault' warning light.
6. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but ran on only
5% of the roads.
5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.
4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car 95 or Car NT, but then you would have
to buy more seats.
3. Occasionally your car would die for no apparent reason and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just
accept this as normal.
2. Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car.
1. People would get excited about the new features of the Microsoft cars, forgetting that the same features had been
available from other carmakers for years.
. . . gee, and I was using Internet Explorer, too.
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A True story published in Guy Kawasaki's "MacWay"
"Our 7-yr-old plays often with a little boy down the street. He has an IBM clone fitted with Windows 95 on which he plays games etc.. I asked his mother if she also has a computer. Oh yes! And do you use windows95? Absolutely not! We put it on his computer because when it crashes, he just goes on to play with another one of his 'toys'."